I’m going to start a restaurant that specializes in Toast. That’s not all we’d sell, but it would definitely be our bread and butter.
This adds a new meaning to the term “birthday suit.”
This might be breaking the rules but I just snuck into my son’s room while he was sleeping and put the Elf on the Shelf in his pajama pants.
ok im really scared
ok seriously omg wow
i’m legitimately scared
what’s going on
I don’t understand
……..I don’t think I have ever been more confused in my entire life……….
I actually felt like I was dying and floating above myself partway through this…
Wow, this is the best audio post you will ever listen to. For real.
what just happened?
what the actual fuck
Moral of the story: never, ever ask for a hambuger
what the hamburger just kueled
what the… i actually understood the logic behind the first 4 kuels…
I attempt to solve the annual Thanksgiving seating dilemma in my latest CH article, If There Were Kids Tables for Other Members of Your Family. Click through to see the rest!
This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King
The Problem Child
So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]
I’m done pranking other people, from now on I only prank myself.
When my parents say it’s been a week and i have yet to change.
For about a year I had a recurring background role in Jake and Amir as “Stupid-Looking Headphones Guy.” These gifs are my residuals.
If you watch the latest episode you see that Caldwell is now playing the role of background headphones guy.
I’m taking the series in a bold new direction.
New background headphones guy is making much more active choices (scooching, looking), but does not seem to be as adept at typing.
I’m just giving the Background Headphones Fandom what they want, is that so wrong?